Once I have those details, I can draft something that fits exactly what you need!
On Archive of Our Own (AO3) or Wattpad, the hornysimpo leaves comments that are longer than the chapter itself. They do not offer literary critique. They offer emotional damage. "This fic gave me diabetes and then cured it just so it could give it back" is a standard review. hornysimpo
Notice the pattern: It always involves an exclamation, a lack of shame, and often, a humorous tone of voice. Once I have those details, I can draft